What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you talked to anyone about it?
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
