What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
I wanna hear about the gun used to kill hitler... can't find the trigger...
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.