Opinion: Biden the moral compass to beat terror
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
I used to think air was free... until i bought a bag of chips.
I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
I'm a racist i hate all races equally you racist bastard.
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
I hope you feel much better
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
What do you call a guy who likes to eat pussy? a guy who likes to eat dicks