I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
Opinion: Biden's call with Kim Jong Un is about more than North Korea
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What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
I'm so glad you're here! You'll feel much better eventually, buddy.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.