It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
Why are there no female nannas? because they can't tell the difference between a snow blower and a blower.
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Perhaps "butt sex" if your mother tongue is Spanish, or "butt sex" if your father tongue is Spanish.
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
