Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
Why are there no female nannas? because they can't tell the difference between a snow blower and a blower.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
Opinion: Trump's trip to Asia is good news for US-Japan relations
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
What do you call an infected duck? quack
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
I wanna hear about the gun used to kill hitler... can't find the trigger...
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.