Opinion: Biden's 'Contract with America' outlines his ultimate Faustian bargain
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
A man walks into a bar... ...and he says ouch
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!