How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What do you call a chinese millionaire? ming yung
Opinion: Biden's awkward but crucial public appearance
I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
Opinion: Biden's Armenian genocide offer is not nearly enough
Opinion: Biden's Armenian genocide offer is not nearly enough
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
