What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.