I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
I hope you feel much better
What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
