Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and hose b
Opinion: Why the US and Europe are heading for an ugly low
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
What do you call a woman with one leg? eileen