What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
What do you call a black man doing street work? a nigga task
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What do the mexicans and australians have in common? they both like to fence
