What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.
Opinion: Why this election is about more than gay marriage
I'm a racist i hate all races equally you racist bastard.