Only if it's a big red button
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
What does an ethiopian and a tampon have in common? they both f*ck up the girl.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
