What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
I'm a big fan of fast food, but I'm not fussed at all when it comes to the quality.
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
