Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
Wishing you a wonderful wedding and happy bday to you and yours!
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
