I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
How do you know that you're at a gay bbq? their menu is always stocked.
Opinion: Biden's Armenian genocide offer is not nearly enough
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a horse? buggy lee
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
Opinion: Trump's trip to Asia is good news for US-Japan relations
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
Opinion: Where should Biden be held on oath?
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
