I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
Opinion: Biden's awkward but crucial public appearance
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
I was accused of plagiarism but i couldn't resist putting in my blanks.
I'm more of a leader than a follower. i just ask questions and tell women where to go.
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
What do you call a gay person living in the south? a southern gal
