23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
