I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What do you call a frozen gay man? jewpiter
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
Only if it's a big red button
Opinion: The big policy question facing the US after the Paris and Brussels attacks
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick