What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and hose b
How do you know that you're at a gay bbq? their menu is always stocked.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
What do you call a gay person living in the south? a southern gal
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
Opinion: Biden's call with Kim Jong Un is about more than North Korea
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
As long as the bad guy has a gun i'm sticking to my side.
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.