I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
As long as the bad guy has a gun i'm sticking to my side.
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
