I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
What do you call a french fry with no legs? a grilled cheese
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
What do you call an infected duck? quack
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!