If i were a musician i'd finger my dslr on the way down.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
What do you call a bad russian joke? an usov. (sorry)
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
Hey what's up! I'm with you
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection