What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
Same here! I just wish I had someone to gawk at.
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
Opinion: Trump's trip to Asia is good news for US-Japan relations
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.