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Opinion: Why Trump is dangerous
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
Why did the baker have brown hands? he needed to grease the *bread*
Why do you never see a pregnant golfers vagina? because they have hole-in-town
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.