If i were a musician i'd finger my dslr on the way down.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
Opinion: Where should Biden be held on oath?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
What do you call a mexican who has diabetes? enfermous
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
I'm so glad you're here! You'll feel much better eventually, buddy.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
