Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
I don't like the taste of food.
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.