How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What do you call a frozen gay man? jewpiter
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
Opinion: Biden the moral compass to beat terror
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there...
Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
Opinion: Biden had to face Trump in the White House
