What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
Opinion: How the US and Europe can stop Russian nuke development
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
