I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
Why do they put fences around graveyards? because people are dying to get in!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
Why are there no female nannas? because they can't tell the difference between a snow blower and a blower.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
I'm a virgin by choice. just not my choice.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
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