How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
Opinion: Biden's emotional plea for bipartisanship
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.