I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and hose b
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
Opinion: Russia's nuclear weapons are a 'wake-up call'
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.