Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
Opinion: The US and Putin's pulled some teeth on the Syrian conflict
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
Opinion: Biden's awkward but crucial public appearance
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
I had to google how to uninstall apps, it's really confusing how to uninstall something you don't need.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."