Opinion: Biden's Armenian genocide offer is not nearly enough
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
What do you call a black man doing street work? a nigga task
It's a bunch of hot water, so it's not really a no-brainer
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
I hope you feel much better
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
