How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
