Opinion: Why the US and Europe are heading for an ugly low
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What do you call a chinese millionaire? ming yung
Opinion: Russia's nuclear weapons are a 'wake-up call'
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
What's an italian's favourite christmas song? yo mama so ho-yo
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
Opinion: Biden's call with Kim Jong Un is about more than North Korea
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
