Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
What do you call a black man doing street work? a nigga task
What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
What do you call a french fry with no legs? a grilled cheese
What do you call a mexican who has diabetes? enfermous
Why was the chicken unable to cross the road? because she was a chicken.
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.