What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
It's a bunch of hot water, so it's not really a no-brainer
What do you call a jewish ghost? hooray honkey-ho
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
I wanna hear about the gun used to kill hitler... can't find the trigger...
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
