What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
What do you call a mexican who has diabetes? enfermous
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
It is. I have been here a few months and I can't believe how much I love this place.
A man walks into a bar... ...and he says ouch
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.