What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
It’s a lot more fun when you get to explore new stuff together.
An innocent joke an innocent joke why are there no jews in the army? because they hate concentration camps.
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
Opinion: Biden has the perfect plan to deal with North Korea
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
I'm a big fan of fast food, but I'm not fussed at all when it comes to the quality.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
I'm not saying i'm a good cook, but if you put dehydrated food back in... ...it'll be ok.
Why did the baker have brown hands? he needed to grease the *bread*