Opinion: Biden's missteps over the Ukraine crisis are damaging US-Russia relations
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
Why do they put fences around graveyards? because people are dying to get in!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
Opinion: The US and China are drifting apart on North Korea
