Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
I don't think I'll ever get this far thank you so much for the gold
What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
I'm a big fan of fast food, but I'm not fussed at all when it comes to the quality.
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan
What do you call a bad russian joke? an usov. (sorry)
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
