It's a bunch of hot water, so it's not really a no-brainer
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
Opinion: Trump's trip to Asia is good news for US-Japan relations
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down