What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
Why do you never see a pregnant golfers vagina? because they have hole-in-town
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
