What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing on a bench? the nba.
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
What does an ethiopian and a tampon have in common? they both f*ck up the girl.
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
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