I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
Opinion: Biden had to face Trump in the White House
Q: how do you get to the top of a mountaineering mount? a: alpine ackbar
