How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
I don't like the taste of food.
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
Why are toms and feet so short? because they're in sandals.
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.