I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
What did michael jackson do after he left twitter? he waited until it was morning again.
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
