Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Only if it's a big red button
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
I hope you feel much better
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
What do you call a chinese gay man? a heung-u
I'm bored and lonely and want to talk to someone. just talk to me, ok?
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing on a bench? the nba.
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.